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damonfae:

biancamanohyesindeed:

It appears that Drake is winning.

When you resort to saying “fuck”, you generally are losing.

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enochschoiceass:

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enochschoiceass:

OK NO I HAVE HAD THIS HAMBURGER FOR TWENTY MINUTES AND EVERY TIME I GO TO EAT IT I FIND MYSELF DISTRACTED WITH SOMETHING I AM SO ANGRY.

aRE YOU FUCKIN-

GOD DAMMI-

FUCK.

if you are reading this i have given up trying to eat this hamburger

he has taken nesting to my jacket

i have taken to this hamburger. i love him. his name is gregory.

and yet……….

he longs for his hamburger brethren

i know what i must do

BE FREE MY CHILD

MAY I HAVE RAISED YOU BETTER THAN MY OWN PARENTS RAISED ME

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spiritmolecule:

damnthatswhatshesaid:

The friend that opens the umbrella behind you so you can be a dilophosaurus is the best friend you’ll ever have.

This is literally a post I cannot not reblog.

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vgkait:

It is the start of the year 2000, and something is wrong.

Husbands and wives wake up next to each other, scared. They don’t know who the person in the bed with them is. Who is this person? Why are they in my house? Is this my house? Is this their house?

They go out to investigate. A five-year-old child uses a Windows 98 computer in the living room. The child turns around, and asks, “Is it time for me to go to school, mommy?”

The world is in panic. The President of the United States, who awoke in the Oval Office with no knowledge of being elected, calls for a large-scale investigation.

After weeks of asking adults and children alike what is going on, and looking at the various public records, they realize that the children are not confused at all. The adults can only remember what last happened in 1989. However, the children that can speak say that they were born anywhere from 1991 to 1996. Public officials can only draw one conclusion.

To every adult, the 1990s never happened. The children, however, cannot have come from nowhere.

It doesn’t take long after this conclusion for them to realize that only 90s kids remember the 90s.

(via mollyiswideawake)